Words cannot describe what Images can.

Wtf am I about?


I am a seasoned marketing consultant, with 20 years of experience in the marketing and design business.  I could go on and on about my accomplishments, past clients, numerous Addy awards and all the other bull sh_t that everyone else talks about, but I won't.  I was 12 years old (that's me) when I realized I was a skinny, awkward kid who wore cut off jeans and knew I wanted to be a graphic designer. 


I enjoy rolling up my idea sleeves and getting dirty with you.  I like to collaborate with my clients, do fun work and make them money.


I'm particular about who I work with so see if you have what it takes to work with me. Hint: A sense of humor helps.




My direct number is 727 400 9120, don't call me too early!